My Hiney is so Charmin Shiny

Lyrics

 * No if so ever-
 * (Just clean your butt)
 * Charmin Ultra Strong!
 * (Aw yeah!)
 * Ultra Strong!
 * Gives me a cleaner than average hiney super shiny!
 * My hiney is so Charmin shiney! (x3)
 * (Deep voice) My Hiney.